This is the moment to plead secession, both against the Vermont Yankee menace and the F-35 (or “Bernie Bomber”), which carries targetable nuclear bombs that could create a self-sustaining thermonuclear chain reaction, turning its proposed base into Burlington-shima.
I believe the best home base is in Kazakhstan: east of Iran, west of North Korea, and close to Iraq, Pakistan, and other potential targets.
I am a failed candidate for U.S. Senate and Vermont Senate, and willing and able to join a delegation that should be dispatched to Québec City to see Pauline Marois about this proposal. Marois is the head of the secessionist Parti Québécois as well as premier of the Province of Québec.